Wednesday, November 30, 2011

2011 Power Rankings - Week 13

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1 (2)Dragon Sharks8-4Do not mess with the Dragon Sharks. 165 points in week 12 is good for the second most points scored in the league. Faces the number two ranked, Crippled Monkeys, for the Central Division title match up.
2 (1)Crippled Monkeys9-3Survived the week to hold off Pimp Juice for their, league leading, ninth win of the season. They now face Dragon Sharks for the Central Division title match up.
3 (3)Hustla8-4As predicted, back in the winning column with an easy BYE week type win over Team Buckwheat. Will face the Angriest team in the league, One Angry Gook for the West Division title.
4 (4)Buckwheat6-6I've lost my mojo! Will this team ever win again? In the last six weeks, this team has scored the 6th most points. Essentially, the greatest team ever has become the greatest average team ever.
5 (7)One Angry Gook7-5Marshawn Lynch is averaging 16.6 fantasy points over his last 7 games, the best 7-game streak of his career and placing him the 6th best fantasy RB over this span. Cedric Benson’s the 18th ranked fantasy RB despite missing 1 game due to suspension. A few weeks ago, OAG had no healthy running backs, now they are back in the mix and playing for the West Division title versus Team Hustla.
6 (5)Pimp Juice6-6This is a much different team with AP on the sidelines. While I believe this team will make the playoffs, can they go far with their hot and cold line up? Does AP come back in the next couple weeks to help this team?
7 (6)Dynasty6-6Pretty much ditto to my writings on Pimp Juice, they lost Fred Jackson for the season and scoring points is now a struggle. The rest of their team is hot or cold, depending on the week.
8 (8)Grease Slappers5-7Can this team keep it going for six wins in a row to end the season? All I know is, during the last six weeks, this team has scored the 3rd most points in the league.
9 (10)Stickboy7-5I'm still in shock that this team is 10th in points scored, will make the playoffs and has already won the East Division. And you all laughed when he drafted Dan Bailey the punter. Perhaps that is the key, draft a punter, win your division?
10 (11)Thunder Choads5-7You write this team off for the season and they scores some points, a lot of points, 135 points.
11 (9)Rutting Bucks4-8Five loses in a row and the season isn't ending fast enough.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-11This team has cashed in on players named Peyton....are there any more in the league they could have added?

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

2011 Power Rankings - Week 12

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1 (1)Crippled Monkeys8-3The last time this team was ranked number 1 in the power rankings, they went on a two game losing streak. Shall we play a game?
2 (3)Dragons7-4114 points was good enough for the lowest, high score of the week for the season. Three wins in a row and facing Team Dynasty in week 12.
3 (2)Hustla7-4Guaranteed to win....just not in Week 11, now Week 12 is another story. This week has a  a winnable, BYE week type atmosphere to it. Maybe it's the Thanksgiving games that give me the vibe, but I believe this team will do all right this week.
4 (4)Buckwheat6-5It's really a shame to see the 'greatest team ever' fall apart like this. What's even more of a shame is they will be the top team in the Beer Bowl. Worst Manager Ever!!
5 (6)Pimp Juice6-5What will this team do if AP does not play? Can they make it into the playoffs? If so, haw far will they go
6 (5)Dynasty6-5What will this team do if Fred Jackson does not play, who will score the points to replace them?
7 (8)One Angry Gook6-5Looks like this team is getting healthy right when they need it the most. Just think, Andre Johnson should be returning any time now....
8 (10)Grease Slappers4-7Whoa! 4 wins in a row with McCoy, DeMarco and a new comer to the team, Roddy White.
9 (9)Rutting Bucks4-7If it weren't for Reggie Bush, this team wouldn't have a healthy running back. I won't even mention the receivers, as they've become a mess as well.
10 (7)Stickboy7-410th in total points scores gets you 10th in the Power Rankings....sheesh!
11 (11)Thunder Choads4-7Another team with a bad running back situation. Victor Cruz was a great pickup to go along with Jennings, but he wasn't enough help.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-10Predicting a two game win streak to end the season....

Friday, November 18, 2011

Tebow Does It Again

Single handily, this final Denver drive, averted Team Buckwheat from a disaster QB start.  I don't know how Tebow does it, but the guy is winning games. How does he do it? Isn't it fitting that he's on Team Buckwheat




Wednesday, November 16, 2011

2011 Power Rankings - Week 11

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1 (6)Dragons6-4Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda, there is no award for the greatest bench ever, but you do get top honors for the week.
2 (3)Hustla7-3Tied for the best record in the league after 10 weeks, three wins in a row, has another BYE week facing Grease in Week 11. Should be a cake walk and on to 8-3.
3 (4)Crippled Monkeys7-3To answer your question, Grease and One Angry Gook are tied with two each for winning the award "Most points scored in a loss"....111 points will not win the award in 2011.
4 (2)Buckwheat6-4Road loss my ass....the struggles continue and could be the surprise team in the Beer Bowl if the injuries and losses continue.
5 (7)Dynasty6-4D-D-Dynasty!! All that glitters is gold! The team is in cruise control with a win over division leader Crippled Monkeys despite benching Mike Williams.
6 (6)Pimp Juice5-5This team went from crushing it's opponents to, uh oh, two loses in a row....
7 (1)Stickboy6-4How on earth is this team leading in the East Division and is ranked 10th in total points scored? Could it be points scored against where they are tied for 10th place?
8 (9)One Angry Gook5-5They won again! Fitzgerald finally had a stud week, this is why you drafted him....and it looks like Andre Johnson returns in Week 12. Will this team actually make it into the playoffs?
9 (8)Rutting Bucks4-6Rutting Bucks should have had the win in Week 10, but falls short for their third loss. Needs a win or two to make the playoffs.
10 (10)Grease Slappers3-7Three wins in a row thanks to Palmer, McCoy and Murray....the team is rising, but will they keep it going for once?
11 (11)Thunder Choads4-6Posted their second win in a row with many players in low double digit scoring. Needs someone to finish out the year strong to make the playoffs.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-9Get crazy with the cheese whiz.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

2011 Power Rank - Week 10

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1 (2)Stickboy6-3Back on top after crippling the Monkeys with a very nice win. Just think if they had Julio Jones's 32.5 point point performance in the lineup instead of the bench....
2 (3)Buckwehat6-3Tell me this team didn't miss Calvin Johnson last week. Bad loss to Grease or is this the start of the downward spiral for Team Buckwheat?
3 (8)Hustla6-3Yeow! Phillip Rivers showed up and Team Hustla took down Pimp Juice, granted there was no AP in his line up, but you get a bump up in the rankings.
4 (1)Crippled Monkeys7-2Just when I started trusting this team, Team Stickboy takes them down....Just a bunch of nothing without $100 dollar Cam Newton.
5 (4)Pimp Juice5-4Didn't really have a bad week, aside from your kicker and defense, all but one scored over 15 points for the rest of the team. Does get AP back for this week!
6 (5)Dragons5-4I probably have this team ranked too low, they are 3rd in power rank, 3rd in points scored and just had high score of the week. This team could surprise in the playoffs.
7 (6)Dynasty5-4Another win, even with Mike William's 5.75 points. Team Dynasty is current 2-1 since picking up big Mike, same record as Grease during the same span.
8 (7)Rutting Bucks4-5Is very lucky to have Reggie Bush back from injury or this team would have nothing at the RB position. Can they hang on and make it too the playoffs?
9 (9)One Angry Gook4-5Will this team ever win again?
10 (10)Grease Slappers2-7Pitiful performance, but they just beat the "Greatest Team Ever"....
11 (11)Thunder Choads3-6Another team with a bad week, but able to get a win.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-8Can't wait for 2012....but wont the world come to an end?

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

2011 Power Rank - Week 9

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1 (3)Crippled Monkeys7-1If you still think spending his entire $100 dollar budget on Cam Newton was silly, I have an alarming stat for you: this team is 7-1 lead by the player who has score 239.85 points in the league, Mr. Newton.
2 (1)Stickboy5-3Three wins in a row and leading in the division, plus it knocked off Team Buckwheat in Week 7. However, new injuries is going to hurt this team by seasons end.
3 (2)Buckwheat6-2Has this team shored up it's Receiving core troubles? Will Mike Vick start playing like the 2010 Mike Vick? Which Ray Rice will play on Sunday? Can this team get by Grease Slappers?
4 (4)Pimp Juice5-3Surging strongly up the chart with three wins in a row. Poised to make a strong playoff run if they keep on the path they are on. Can the catch Crippled Monkeys....perhaps, but they do have one more head to head match up in Week 12.
5 (5)Dragons4-4I know this team would love to see Steven Jackson put up the same numbers he did in Week 8 for the rest of the season. If it wasn't for his 35 points last week, the final score would have looked ugly. Should finish out decent enough to make the playoffs.
6 (6)Dynasty4-4Team Dynasty is 1-1 since picking up Mike Williams. The weather is changing, the defenses are getting tougher and scoring is down league wide, can this team get back to it's strong start of the season or will it be one of the teams just missing the playoffs? Personally I think they'll make it, but just barely.
7 (7)Rutting Bucks4-4Hasn't scored over 100 points since Week 4, injuries to their Running Backs are killing this teams chances at the playoffs. None of it's receivers have scored over 100 points on the season, but Rodgers is making up the difference.
8 (8)Hustla5-3Needs one player to step up to help Forte or this team also could be facing playoff elimination. Granted it's 5-3 and has much better odds to make it, but the points need to come from somewhere to go far in the playoffs.
9 (9)One Angry Gook4-4Three losses in the last three weeks, due to a ton of injures to this team. They've only scored 245 points, that's 11th best. They might be getting Andre Johnson back, but will he stay injury free?
10 (11)Grease Slappers1-7Picked up their first win of the season, finally. When will Roddy White have his break out game? Doesn't have a prayer to make the playoffs unless they win out, but should have fun playing spoiler....
11 (10)Thunder Choads2-6The season's turning for the worse and the end wont come soon enough. Victor Cruz could be an interesting keeper for 2012.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-7The team just isn't scoring enough to get into the winning column, but least they made some moves for next season.