Weekend Recap Week 8

Commish's Corner....

Nothing to say today

The Good, The Bad, And The Funky….

Free Agent Lineup		Team	PTS	Starting Tragedy Lineup		Team	PTS
QB	David Garrard	JAC	35.20	QB	Aaron Rodgers	GBP	9.00
RB	Marcel Reece	OAK	21.25	RB	Tim Hightower	ARI	1.38
RB	Keiland Williams	WAS	12.63	RB	Carnell Williams	TBB	4.50
WR	Darrius Heyward-Bey	OAK	22.88	WR	Kenny Britt	TEN	0.00
WR	Nate Washington	TEN	20.63	WR	Randy Moss	MIN	1.00
WR	Steve Breaston	ARI	20.13	WR	Vernon Davis	SFO	1.50
KT	Dan Carpenter	MIA	20.50	KT	Nick Folk	NYJ	0.00
DT	Tampa Bay Bucs	TBB	22.81	DT	Seattle Seahawks	SEA	2.00
Fantasy Points = 176.03				Fantasy Points = 19.38

It Could Have Been Worse....

Starting Studs		Team	PTS	Bench Studs		Team	PTS
QB	Kyle Orton	DEN	24.25	QB	Vince Young	TEN	20.95
RB	Jamaal Charles	KCC	29.75	RB	BenJarvus Green-Ellis	NEP	27.38
RB	LeGarrette Blount	TBB	28.13	RB	Michael Bush	OAK	19.25
WR	Calvin Johnson	DET	30.63	WR	Marcedes Lewis	JAC	18.38
WR	Brandon Lloyd	DEN	27.13	WR	Marques Colston	NOS	15.50
WR	Mike Sims-Walker	JAC	25.13	WR	Michael Crabtree	SFO	12.63
KT	Sebastin Janikowski	OAK	17.60	KT	Jay Feely	ARI	5.00
DT	Detroit Lions	DET	21.48	DT	Arizona Cardinals	ARI	16.57
Fantasy Points = 204.10				Fantasy Points = 135.66

Fantasy Game Recaps….

Fantasy Rankings Week 7

Week: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

	RANK (prev)	TEAM	REC	COMMENT
	1 (2)	One Angry Gook	5-2	Could have scored 186.32 with Kenny Britt and the Packers in the lineup. Watch out for this team, it's rollin'
	2 (1)	Stickboy	5-2	Will be interesting to see how the Tony Homo injury will effect Dez Bryant. After Monday's game, he's looking good, but consistency wins.
	3 (3)	Grease Slappers	3-4	Leading the league in points scored against, second in points scored....scored the second most points this week, but still lost. Whom ever writes the schedule for you must seriously hate you.
	4 (6)	Rutting Bucks	5-2	This team can be all over the place in scoring totals from week to week, but sitting at 5-2 is looking pretty good. But, will Miles Austin be as good without Tony Romo?
	5 (5)	Crippled Monkeys	3-4	I admit, I counted you out of a victory, but for a short while, you had it. Despite having 5 players on the BYE, you were very much in this one.
	6 (4)	Buckwheat	5-2	Old McFadden had a farm, E I E I O. Bummer you didn't start him, if you hadn't traded Stickboy, you may have had him in the lineup with a victory....hummmm
	7 (9)	Hustla	4-3	You topped 100 points this week despite so-so performances from Forte and Rivers. Props!
	8 (11)	Short Bus All-Stars	4-3	Lead by Thomas Jones for the win, who woulda thunk? Good win, keep it going now.
	9 (7)	Dynasty	4-3	In week 7, this team was lead by former number one draft pick of the Lions, Mike Williams. Williams was an outcast and not playing football in 2009. Pair him up with his old USC coach and he becomes a star. Second lowest score of the weeks pulls out a victory, ya gotta love it
	10 (10)	Pimp Juice	3-4	I agree, you got jipped of a victory and you should be ranked higher. I certainly would have, but you've just lost both of your quarterbacks and I need to see a quick recovery if you're going to make it into the playoffs. Prove me wrong....
	11 (8)	Dragons	1-6	You're division winning streak is over, but you have six games to make the playoffs. Maybe if I rank this team lower than it should be ranked, it might bring some luck.
	12 (12)	Thunder Choads	0-7	Topped 80 points this week, not bad, but has this team turned the corner?

Weekend Recap Week 7

Commish's Corner....

Nothing to say today

The Good, The Bad, And The Funky….

Free Agent Lineup		Team	PTS	Starting Tragedy Lineup		Team	PTS
QB	Ryan Fitzpatrick	BUF	36.70	QB	Sam Bradford	STL	14.50
RB	Marcel Reece	OAK	13.25	RB	Rashard Mendenhall	PIT	5.38
RB	LeGarrette Blount	TBB	9.00	RB	Ryan Mathews	SDC	2.75
WR	Lee Evans	BUF	31.13	WR	Donald Driver	GBP	0.00
WR	David Gettis	CAR	27.63	WR	Danario Alexander	STL	0.75
WR	Jordan Shipley	CIN	22.38	WR	Demaryius Thomas	DEN	0.88
KT	Dan Carpenter	MIA	18.60	KT	Matt Prater	DEN	2.00
DT	Washington Redskins	WAS	25.44	DT	Atlanta Falcons	ATL	5.21
Fantasy Points = 184.13				Fantasy Points = 31.47

It Could Have Been Worse....

Starting Studs		Team	PTS	Bench Studs		Team	PTS
QB	Drew Brees	NOS	25.80	QB	Carson Palmer	CIN	32.60
RB	Michael Turner	ATL	30.00	RB	Darren McFadden	OAK	48.50
RB	Adrian Peterson	MIN	27.50	RB	Knowshon Moreno	DEN	23.25
WR	Roddy White	ATL	39.13	WR	Kenny Britt	TEN	46.13
WR	Hines Ward	PIT	22.38	WR	Steve Johnson	BUF	25.75
WR	Dwayne Bowe	KCC	22.13	WR	Vernon Davis	SFO	15.25
KT	David Akers	PHI	16.20	KT	Josh Scobee	JAC	8.50
DT	Tennessee Titans	TEN	18.35	DT	Green Bay Packers	GBP	14.68
Fantasy Points = 201.49				Fantasy Points = 214.66

Fantasy Game Recaps….

Pimp Juice (3-3) West 73.63	vs	Dynasty (3-3) Central 79.68
QB Tony Romo	MNF	none
I'm smelling a Pimp Juice victory in this one. With only Tony Romo in play and down by six points, baring a game ending injury, the outcome should be pretty obvious.

Rutting Bucks (4-2) West 104.44	vs	Crippled Monkeys (3-3) Central 77.43
WR Miles Austin	MNF	QB Eli Manning
About a 26 point lead, with Miles Austin yet to play versus Eli Manning, unless Austin his held without a catch, this one should go to Rutting Bucks.

Dragons (1-5) West 82.29	vs	Short Bus All-Stars (3-3) East 105.94
none	MNF	RB Felix Jones
Dragons has no one left to play, victory for Short Bus and improves to 4-3 while awaiting the outcome of the Grease Slappers vs One Angry Gook matchup.

Stickboy (4-2) West 90.97	vs	Thunder Choads (0-6) East 82.01
WR Dez Bryant	MNF	none
Stickboy will advance to 5-2 in the west and await the outcome of the Rutting Bucks vs Crippled Monkeys match up. The Choads keep the streak alive.

Grease Slappers (3-3) Central 126.57	vs	One Angry Gook (4-2) East 114.76
none	MNF	WR Hakeem Nicks
This will come down to the wire. The lead is 11.81 for Grease, OAG has Hakeem Nicks to play....good luck!

Buckwheat (5-1) Central 72.10	vs	Hustla (3-3) East 100.28
RB Ahmad Bradshaw	MNF	none
Buckwheat needs a huge game out of Ahmad Bradshaw or another loss will be registered. If Hustla holds on, he'll also await the outcome of the Grease-OAG match up.

Fantasy Rankings Week 6

Week: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

	RANK (prev)	TEAM	REC	COMMENT
	1 (10)	Stickboy	4-1	** See Buckwheat **
	2 (3)	One Angry Gook	4-2	Tough loss this week, but this team is looking good with very little injuries to report.
	3 (2)	Grease Slappers	3-3	Number two in scoring, number two in points scored against, number one in bench points. Funny isn't it?
	4 (5)	Crippled Monkeys	3-3	Clawed it's self into a victory on Monday night, too bad they fell asleep during the game and missed it!
	5 (1)	Buckwheat	5-1	Since Buckwheat traded away key players that were vital to his rosters after week 4, combine that with more injuries to his remaining starters, this team has lost it's luster while Stickboy now looks like Buckwheat once did to start the season. Stickboy in the last two weeks has victories over the number one and number two most point scored teams.
	6 (4)	Rutting Bucks	4-2	A bit of a down week, but also had a few key players out on BYE.
	7 (7)	Dynasty	3-3	An outstanding week, and keeps themselves in the hunt for the Central title. Can this team stay healthy?
	8 (9)	Dragons	1-5	Once again scored it's average of 100 points and was topped by three points. This is a decent 1-5 team that's poised to make a run for the division title?
	9 (6)	Hustla	3-3	Number one in QB points, number 12 in WR points. If it had a balanced team, it could be dangerous.
	10 (8)	Pimp Juice	3-3	Nearly topped 100 points, so a fairly decent week. Needs one receiver to step up and score some points to keep the winning ways going....
	11 (11)	Short Bus All-Stars	3-3	This team is rather average, sporting a 3-3 record, but so is half of the league....it also needs one player to get hot during the second half of the season.
	12 (12)	Thunder Choads	0-6	The season is getting longer....still looking for the first win of the season.

Fantasy Rankings Week 5

Week: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

Just when those Central Division owners got cocky with their 4-0 record in Week 4, they fall to earth by going 1-3. The West posted an impressive 3-1 record with the East splitting at 2-2.

	RANK (prev)	TEAM	REC	COMMENT
	1 (1)	Buckwheat	4-1	Suffered it's first loss of the season and scored under 100 90 points for the week. May have lost Megatron with a shoulder injury. Did make it's annual blockbuster trade with Stickboy and both teams claim to have improved their teams. We shall see....
	2 (2)	Grease Slappers	3-2	Had a very good week and finally didn't leave too many potential points on the bench. With Garcon returning to the lineup and Collie dinged up, there may be some struggles with this team going forward.
	3 (3)	One Angry Gook	4-1	Solid in the running backs, two studs in the receiving core and enough bit players to get the job done. This team is on a roll and producing a lot of points.
	4 (6)	Rutting Bucks	4-1	Good news and bad news for Buck Bucks....an impressive victory with the high score of the week as everyone produced on the team. The downside is he lost Finley with an injury and A-Rodg may miss time with a concussion.
	5 (4)	Crippled Monkeys	2-3	Two steps forward, three steps back. This team now loses Mark Clayton for the season. Got a major scare with Arian Foster getting dinged up, but his prognosis is good. This team cannot afford another big injury.
	6 (7)	Hustla	3-2	As long as Philip Rivers and Matt Forte can put up 65 point together, this team is unstoppable. If one of them struggles, it's anybody's game.
	7 (5)	Dynasty	2-3	Injury woes and BYE week players will hurt this team the next three weeks. Hopefully it can stay afloat....and please let Mario Manningham we are looking for him
	8 (8)	Pimp Juice	2-3	11 points from the receiving core, but managed a win this week. For now has Kolb throwing to Brent Celek which makes him a fantasy option once again.
	9 (9)	Dragons	1-4	Got points from the RBs and WRs this week, score it's 100 point average, but fell short of a victory. If only for Champ Baily coving Boldin, there may have been a 'W'.
	10 (12)	Stickboy	3-2	From 41.95 points last week to 114.13 points the next. Give me some consistency and you ranking will rise.
	11 (10)	Short Bus All-Stars	2-3	Felix Jones had a great game this week and may help out the depleted running game.
	12 (11)	Thunder Choads	0-5	The Choads are a hurting team, however, there was some positive signs this week. There was a Farve sighting, a Crabtree sighting, and I read a rumor of Mike Sims-SkyWalker may be traded.

Weekend Recap Week 5

Commish's Corner....

According to Charley Casserly of CBS, Randy Moss and Tom Brady had to be separated in the locker room recently after getting into a heated argument.
The real impetus for the Patriots' surprising willingness to deal Moss? Brady reportedly told Moss to cut his beard, at which point Moss told Brady to cut his hair because he looks like a girl. If the story is true, it's hard to blame Moss telling Brady to essentially mind his own business. The Pats had no choice but to side with their franchise QB, though, to keep peace in the locker room.
Source: Profootballtalk on NBCSports.com



The Good, The Bad, And The Funky….

Free Agent Lineup		Team	PTS	Starting Tragedy Lineup		Team	PTS
QB	Ryan Fitzpatrick	BUF	23.40	QB	Sam Bradford	STL	10.75
RB	Earnest Graham	TBB	14.13	RB	Tim Hightower	ARI	0.75
RB	Mike Hart	IND	12.88	RB	Thomas Jones	KCC	2.38
WR	Marcedes Lewis	JAC	18.75	WR	Lance Moore	NOS	1.00
WR	Steve Johnson	BUF	17.75	WR	Anquan Boldin	BAL	1.00
WR	Anthony Armstrong	WAS	16.50	WR	Mark Clayton	STL	0.75
KT	Lawrence Tynes	NYG	12.70	KT	Neil Rackers	HOU	4.80
DT	Atlanta Falcons	ATL	19.61	DT	Dallas Cowboys	DAL	6.46
Fantasy Points = 135.72				Fantasy Points = 27.89

Fantasy Game Recaps….

Buckwheat (4-0) Central 81.21	vs	Stickboy (2-2) West 80.95
DT Minnesota Vikings	MNF	RB Ladainian Tomlinson PK Nick Folk
With a slim lead of 0.26 of a point, the only unbeaten team could take it's first loss of the season. After a block buster trade, oddly enough, with this weeks opponent sending three players to each other teams has them nearly deadlocked. The difference maker is Stickboy will have running back points and a kicker versus points from a defense. Now, with Tomlinson splitting carries with Shone Green and facing the Vikings D, who knows what happens.

Grease Slappers (2-2) Central 128.16	vs	Dragons (1-3) West 88.00
none	MNF	WR Randy Moss
With a comfortable lead of 40.16, Grease appears to be on his way to a victory and potentially gaining ground on Buckwheat if he should take his first loss. Both owners were unsure of whom to start with the injury bug hitting both teams, combined with mixed reports of if said players were playing or out for the week, made for a great lineup shuffle. It will be interesting to see what happens tonight with Randy on Monday night. I'm sure he'll see the ball thrown his way, but after less than a week of practice, just how much will he be on the same page with the rest of the team? If I were to guess, Dragons will again hit his average of 100 points.

Short Bus All-Stars (2-2) East 73.44	vs	Pimp Juice (1-3) West 73.20
PK Ryan Longwell	MNF	RB Adrian Peterson TE Visanthe Shiancoe
With a difference of 0.22 points between the two teams, I do believe Pimp Juice will have his second win of the season having Adrian Peterson and Shiancoe yet to play over Ryan Longwell.

Thunder Choads (0-4) East 39.07	vs	Rutting Bucks (3-1) West 134.72
QB Brett Favre WR Santonio Holmes	MNF	none
Rutting Bucks will cruise to a victory this week after taking a loss in Week 4. Between Miles Austin and Malcom Floyd, 383 yards and 2 TDs. Scary. The Choads will take another loss this week, but it did get some production out of Crabtree and Sims-SkyWalker this week, plus Santonio Holmes make his debut.

One Angry Gook (3-1) East 128.18	vs	Dynasty (2-2) Central 73.60
none	MNF	none
This one is a final, One Angry Gook will move to 4-1 in the East with Dynasty falling to 2-3 in the Central. It was a solid performance fromthe bulk of the team, starters and bench. Another very strong showing in the East. Dynasty's team just didn't quite have it this week. Mario Manningham where are you? [I have him in another league and dropped him for Brandon Pettigrew] Hopefully the injuries will lesson for this team because it is taking a beating.

Hustla (2-2) East 104.53	vs	Crippled Monkeys (2-2) Central 76.59
TE Dustin Keller DT New York Jets	MNF	WR Braylon Edwards
A lead of 27.94 with Dustin Keller and the Jets defense over Braylon Edwards for Monday's game. Should be a victory for Hustla which keeps him one game out of the division lead. Another strong Forte showing plus Philip Rivers is playing out of his mind. For the Monkeys, did Arian Foster really get benched on Sunday? Plus this team now looses yet another player for the season, Mark Clayton. There must be a lot of frustration for this owner.

Fantasy Rankings Week 4

Week: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Central Division was a perfect 4-0 while the other two divisions were 1-3 this week....interesting?

	RANK (prev)	TEAM	REC	COMMENT
	1 (1)	Buckwheat	4-0	Has the number 1 QB, number 2 RB, number 1 WR and has a ton of other goodies on the team. Lost Michael Vick for a couple weeks due to injury, but has Peyton Manning in the wings....what a bummer eh?
	2 (3)	Grease Slappers	2-2	Second in total points scored, first in points left on the bench and the second worst starting lineup efficiency. Get it together!
	3 (2)	One Angry Gook	3-1	Current salary value of the receiving core is $18 dollars, but is currently has the 4th highest point total at the WR. Took a loss to Buckwheat, but will bounce back next week.
	4 (7)	Crippled Monkeys	2-2	I know you thought this team was out, but they have clawed their way back into the mix. After posting the high score of the week, this team is on fire.
	5 (5)	Dynasty	2-2	Posted a win this week, but I worry for this team. Injuries to Andre Johnson and Steve Smith CAR, both appear to be sidelined this coming week, leaves a big question mark for the next few weeks.
	6 (4)	Rutting Bucks	3-1	Had a rough week 4 with A-Rodge as the lone bright spot. Running backs are a bit in question, hopefully someone will rise to the top.
	7 (8)	Hustla	2-2	Can this team shake the injury bug before the season is lost?
	8 (9)	Pimp Juice	1-3	The league curse is alive and well, couldn't put up a win without the top paid player, Adrian Peterson on their BYE.
	9 (10)	Dragons	1-3	Has anyone seen Randy Moss? Earned it's first win this week by posting their average point total. The bulk of the points didn't come from the core players, so I'm not sure how to take this win. Was it a strong showing?
	10 (11)	Short Bus All-Stars	2-2	A win is a win....this team is still off to a slow start. Can it get going?
	11 (12)	Thunder Choads	0-4	On a positive note, Santonio Holmes returns from suspension this week and Marhsawn Lynch was traded away leaving CJ Spillers role to increase....
	12 (6)	Stickboy	2-2	By scoring 41.96 points in week 4, Stickboy broke the all time, single game, low score of the week which was 42.00 points. Incidentally, Stickboy broke his own record he set back in 2006. Deserving of the final ranking this week.

Weekend Recap Week 4

Commish's Corner....

The Kansas City Chiefs are the only unbeaten team in the NFL....really?

The Good, The Bad, And The Funky….

Free Agent Lineup		Team	PTS	Starting Tragedy Lineup		Team	PTS
QB	Shaun Hill	DET	29.88	QB	Michael Vick	PHI	4.15
RB	Derrick Ward	HOU	16.00	RB	Laurence Maroney	DEN	1.88
RB	Correll Buckhalter	DEN	11.13	RB	CJ Speller	BUF	1.88
WR	Joel Dreessen	HOU	15.13	WR	Mike Sims-Walker	JAC	0.00
WR	Harry Douglas	ATL	13.38	WR	Darrius Heyward-Bey	OAK	0.25
WR	Brandon Gibson	STL	12.25	WR	Mario Manningham	NYG	0.00
KT	Jason Hanson	DET	19.00	KT	Jeff Reed	PIT	2.00
DT	Tennessee Titans	TEN	17.73	DT	Philadelphia Eagles	PHI	7.08
Fantasy Points = 00				Fantasy Points = 00

Fantasy Game Recaps….

Hustla (2-1) East 71.75	vs	Grease Slappers (1-2) Central 97.41
WR Wes Welker	MNF	none
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One Angry Gook (3-0) East 81.08	vs	Buckwheat (3-0) Central 129.56
PK Stephen Gostkowski	MNF	none
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Thunder Choads (0-3) East 60.11	vs	Dragons (0-3) West 100.21
none	MNF	WR Randy Moss
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Short Bus All-Stars (1-2) East 65.99	vs	Stickboy (2-1) West 35.71
RB Ronnie Brown WR Aaron Hernandez	MNF	WR Brandon Marshal
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Crippled Monkeys (1-2) Central 103.14	vs	Pimp Juice (1-2) West 74.03
DT New England Patriots	MNF	RB Ben Jarvis Green Elvis
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Dynasty (1-2) Central 64.80	vs	Rutting Bucks (3-0) West 68.54
QB Tom Brady	MNF	none
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