Sunday, December 11, 2011

Playoffs 2011 - Wild Card Week

Commish's Corner....

People's Choice Awards 2011 are underway. So far we have 8 entries with only 4 left to submit. Reminder emails will be coming out soon, so get them in now.

It's Wild Card Weekend baby....woo hoo!! It's been an interesting season to say the least. Teams you though were solid, fall apart in the end. Terrible teams, suddenly look invincible, while some were just okay for the entire season. Either way your season has evolved in 2011, it's best to win, and win early in case your team falters at the finish line. One thing is for sure, as we get into the colder months of the NFL season, teams play so differently from  the warmer months, do they not?

Now, I've been watching the NFL Red Zone this season, loving every week of it. The past four or five weeks, I've caught the end of the Denver Broncos game. I'm just stunned every week watching this unfold. You cannot deny that Tebow is perhaps one of the worst quarterbacks to ever play the game, that is, until the last five minutes of the 4th quarter. Now it's not just Tebow that is responsible for all of these comeback wins. The defense, the receivers, the front line, why on earth does the entire team look like an All-Star team during the last five minutes of the game? In today's game against the Bears, Demaryius Thomas dropping almost everything thrown his way for 55 minutes. Then miraculously, he catches everything that comes even close to him. But they don't even get get the chance to tie the game, except Marion Barber, for some reason steps out of bounds. If he doesn't do that one event, game over. I'm just stunned that the Bears lost the game this week, the Vikings in Week 13, and so on. Crazy!

The good, the bad, and the ugly….
Free Agent Lineup Team PTS Starting Tragedy Lineup Team PTS
QB John Skelton ARI 28.60 QB Mathew Stafford DET 19.75
RB Jacquizz Rodgers ATL 11.38 RB CJ Spiller BUF 7.00
RB Kahlil Bell CHI 8.00 RB Jonathan Stewart CAR 7.00
WR Jabar Gaffney WAS 17.50 WR Malcom Floyd SDC 3.63
WR Titus Young DET 16.88 WR Calvin Johnson DET 5.00
WR Demaryius Thomas DEM 16.38 WR Jimmy Graham NOS 6.88
KT Matt Prater DEN 12.00 KT Sebastian Janikowski OAK 2.00
DT Jacksonville Jaguars JAC 33.37 DT Houston Texans HOU 9.26
Fantasy Points = 144.11 Fantasy Points = 60.52

Wildcard Round Game Recaps….
(1) Crippled Monkeys
(10-3) Central
93.29
vs Pimp Juice (8)
(6-7) Central
129.20

DT Seattle Seahawks MNF none
Oh boy, we start the playoffs with a bang. I can't sugar coat this one, I see an upset happening here. The number one seed, Crippled Monkeys will fall, unless the Seahawks defense can score 36 points. I just don't see it happening. What has been working for the Monkeys, just didn't materialize this week, Arian Foster, Chris Johnson [who has been good as of late], Dwayne Bowe. Cam Newton was plus 25 points once again, the highlight of the team this week. Pimp Juice, who should be on it's way to play in the Semi-Finals, had great performances from Tony Romo, 32.05. Despite not having Adrian Peterson in their lineup, posted 19.63 points from Toby Gerhart. Plus it had outstanding weeks from Antonio Gates and West Welker. This team also left 77 points on their bench and could have scored 157.33 points potentially. Any given Sunday....Underdog 1, Favorite 0

(2) One Angry Gook
(8-5) West
109.44
vs Dynasty (7)
(7-6) Central
138.49

RB Marshawn Lynch MNF none
The team I didn't think would make the playoffs, due to the numerous, big named players, yet, yet, managed to win the West Division in a very convincing fashion, is in trouble. The current lead is 29.05 points by the #7 seed, Dynasty. Okay, who thought Shonn Green, the most traded player, that no one wants from the last three years, would put up almost 30 points? Hakeem Nicks was a huge contributor, same with Brady [no surprise there]. Plus, plus, I have to mention this again, this team put up 138 points WITH Mike Williams on their bench, who would have gave them 4.38 points. I had to get that in there. OAG, didn't have a bad week, 109 points in good enough most weeks, just not this week. Dirty Sanchez, nearly 30 points. Fitzgerald, another great week, plus kicker David Akers once again put up the points. Malcom Floyd and Mike Wallace, not so much. There's certainly points on the bench, but not necessarily the players that got them to the West Division title. If the holds true, and Marshawn Lynch cannot score 30 points, Underdog 2, Favorite 0

(3) Stickboy
(7-6) East
121.56
vs Buckwheat (6)
(7-6) West
95.83
WIN WR Brandon Lloyd MNF none
There is no doubt, Stickboy will defeat the Greatest Team Ever. It's been a bit of a disappointment for Buckwheat. After starting the season 6-2, losing to Grease Slappers in Week 9 and finishing the season 1-4 [nearly 0-5]. They've had to overcome injuries to Michael Vick, and even though he has played, Calvin Johnson really hurt this team the last few weeks, including only 5 points this week. As for Stickboy, despite scoring the 10th most points in the league, and winning the East Division, was clearly not the favorite this week. But, they will advance to Week 15, and may possibly be the #1 seed if OAG doesn't have a great game from Lynch. Every player score in double digits and almost every player score 15 points or more. It was an impressive performance for this underdog team. Any given Sunday....Underdog 3, Favorite 0

(4) Dragons
(8-5) Central
83.66
vs Hustla (5)
(8-5) West
107.59
RB Steven Jackson MNF none
When I spoke to Hustla this week, not sure if he'll admit it, he did sound like he had much of a chance with Matt Forte not in his line up. The main player to get you were you are, out with injury when our playoffs start, not a good thing. This team was relying on CJ Spiller and Jonathan Stewart for RB's. Yt Ryan Grant outscored them both on the bench with his first two TD's of the season. Good luck getting that two weeks in a row. Where did the points come from? Gronk, Gronk, Gronkowski! Acquired in a trade from Buckwheat for Malcom Floyd, plus a defense for both teams. Interesting, Floyd was dropped by Buckwheat in Week 7, picked up by Rutting Bucks in Week 9, dropped Week 12 after scoring zero points in weeks 9-12 [injury] and picked up this past week by OAG, after scoring 19.50 in Week 13, but was a disappointment in Week 14 with 3.63. What's left for this week....Dragons has RB Steven Jackson, Hustla has a 23.93 point lead....I'm smelling another upset this week. Can there be four upsets in the playoffs? Is it possible? Any given Sunday....Underdog 4, Favorite 0

Beer Bowl Game Recaps….
Grease Slappers
(5-8) East
96.88
- Thunder Choads
(6-7) East
106.48
Advanced none MNF none Advanced
Short Bus All-Stars
(1-12) West
123.33
- Rutting Bucks
(5-8) East
65.30
Advanced
none MNF none
Grease, Short Bus, Choads all moving on to Week 15.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

2011 Power Rankings - Week 13

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1 (2)Dragon Sharks8-4Do not mess with the Dragon Sharks. 165 points in week 12 is good for the second most points scored in the league. Faces the number two ranked, Crippled Monkeys, for the Central Division title match up.
2 (1)Crippled Monkeys9-3Survived the week to hold off Pimp Juice for their, league leading, ninth win of the season. They now face Dragon Sharks for the Central Division title match up.
3 (3)Hustla8-4As predicted, back in the winning column with an easy BYE week type win over Team Buckwheat. Will face the Angriest team in the league, One Angry Gook for the West Division title.
4 (4)Buckwheat6-6I've lost my mojo! Will this team ever win again? In the last six weeks, this team has scored the 6th most points. Essentially, the greatest team ever has become the greatest average team ever.
5 (7)One Angry Gook7-5Marshawn Lynch is averaging 16.6 fantasy points over his last 7 games, the best 7-game streak of his career and placing him the 6th best fantasy RB over this span. Cedric Benson’s the 18th ranked fantasy RB despite missing 1 game due to suspension. A few weeks ago, OAG had no healthy running backs, now they are back in the mix and playing for the West Division title versus Team Hustla.
6 (5)Pimp Juice6-6This is a much different team with AP on the sidelines. While I believe this team will make the playoffs, can they go far with their hot and cold line up? Does AP come back in the next couple weeks to help this team?
7 (6)Dynasty6-6Pretty much ditto to my writings on Pimp Juice, they lost Fred Jackson for the season and scoring points is now a struggle. The rest of their team is hot or cold, depending on the week.
8 (8)Grease Slappers5-7Can this team keep it going for six wins in a row to end the season? All I know is, during the last six weeks, this team has scored the 3rd most points in the league.
9 (10)Stickboy7-5I'm still in shock that this team is 10th in points scored, will make the playoffs and has already won the East Division. And you all laughed when he drafted Dan Bailey the punter. Perhaps that is the key, draft a punter, win your division?
10 (11)Thunder Choads5-7You write this team off for the season and they scores some points, a lot of points, 135 points.
11 (9)Rutting Bucks4-8Five loses in a row and the season isn't ending fast enough.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-11This team has cashed in on players named Peyton....are there any more in the league they could have added?

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

2011 Power Rankings - Week 12

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1 (1)Crippled Monkeys8-3The last time this team was ranked number 1 in the power rankings, they went on a two game losing streak. Shall we play a game?
2 (3)Dragons7-4114 points was good enough for the lowest, high score of the week for the season. Three wins in a row and facing Team Dynasty in week 12.
3 (2)Hustla7-4Guaranteed to win....just not in Week 11, now Week 12 is another story. This week has a  a winnable, BYE week type atmosphere to it. Maybe it's the Thanksgiving games that give me the vibe, but I believe this team will do all right this week.
4 (4)Buckwheat6-5It's really a shame to see the 'greatest team ever' fall apart like this. What's even more of a shame is they will be the top team in the Beer Bowl. Worst Manager Ever!!
5 (6)Pimp Juice6-5What will this team do if AP does not play? Can they make it into the playoffs? If so, haw far will they go
6 (5)Dynasty6-5What will this team do if Fred Jackson does not play, who will score the points to replace them?
7 (8)One Angry Gook6-5Looks like this team is getting healthy right when they need it the most. Just think, Andre Johnson should be returning any time now....
8 (10)Grease Slappers4-7Whoa! 4 wins in a row with McCoy, DeMarco and a new comer to the team, Roddy White.
9 (9)Rutting Bucks4-7If it weren't for Reggie Bush, this team wouldn't have a healthy running back. I won't even mention the receivers, as they've become a mess as well.
10 (7)Stickboy7-410th in total points scores gets you 10th in the Power Rankings....sheesh!
11 (11)Thunder Choads4-7Another team with a bad running back situation. Victor Cruz was a great pickup to go along with Jennings, but he wasn't enough help.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-10Predicting a two game win streak to end the season....

Friday, November 18, 2011

Tebow Does It Again

Single handily, this final Denver drive, averted Team Buckwheat from a disaster QB start.  I don't know how Tebow does it, but the guy is winning games. How does he do it? Isn't it fitting that he's on Team Buckwheat




Wednesday, November 16, 2011

2011 Power Rankings - Week 11

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1 (6)Dragons6-4Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda, there is no award for the greatest bench ever, but you do get top honors for the week.
2 (3)Hustla7-3Tied for the best record in the league after 10 weeks, three wins in a row, has another BYE week facing Grease in Week 11. Should be a cake walk and on to 8-3.
3 (4)Crippled Monkeys7-3To answer your question, Grease and One Angry Gook are tied with two each for winning the award "Most points scored in a loss"....111 points will not win the award in 2011.
4 (2)Buckwheat6-4Road loss my ass....the struggles continue and could be the surprise team in the Beer Bowl if the injuries and losses continue.
5 (7)Dynasty6-4D-D-Dynasty!! All that glitters is gold! The team is in cruise control with a win over division leader Crippled Monkeys despite benching Mike Williams.
6 (6)Pimp Juice5-5This team went from crushing it's opponents to, uh oh, two loses in a row....
7 (1)Stickboy6-4How on earth is this team leading in the East Division and is ranked 10th in total points scored? Could it be points scored against where they are tied for 10th place?
8 (9)One Angry Gook5-5They won again! Fitzgerald finally had a stud week, this is why you drafted him....and it looks like Andre Johnson returns in Week 12. Will this team actually make it into the playoffs?
9 (8)Rutting Bucks4-6Rutting Bucks should have had the win in Week 10, but falls short for their third loss. Needs a win or two to make the playoffs.
10 (10)Grease Slappers3-7Three wins in a row thanks to Palmer, McCoy and Murray....the team is rising, but will they keep it going for once?
11 (11)Thunder Choads4-6Posted their second win in a row with many players in low double digit scoring. Needs someone to finish out the year strong to make the playoffs.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-9Get crazy with the cheese whiz.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

2011 Power Rank - Week 10

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1 (2)Stickboy6-3Back on top after crippling the Monkeys with a very nice win. Just think if they had Julio Jones's 32.5 point point performance in the lineup instead of the bench....
2 (3)Buckwehat6-3Tell me this team didn't miss Calvin Johnson last week. Bad loss to Grease or is this the start of the downward spiral for Team Buckwheat?
3 (8)Hustla6-3Yeow! Phillip Rivers showed up and Team Hustla took down Pimp Juice, granted there was no AP in his line up, but you get a bump up in the rankings.
4 (1)Crippled Monkeys7-2Just when I started trusting this team, Team Stickboy takes them down....Just a bunch of nothing without $100 dollar Cam Newton.
5 (4)Pimp Juice5-4Didn't really have a bad week, aside from your kicker and defense, all but one scored over 15 points for the rest of the team. Does get AP back for this week!
6 (5)Dragons5-4I probably have this team ranked too low, they are 3rd in power rank, 3rd in points scored and just had high score of the week. This team could surprise in the playoffs.
7 (6)Dynasty5-4Another win, even with Mike William's 5.75 points. Team Dynasty is current 2-1 since picking up big Mike, same record as Grease during the same span.
8 (7)Rutting Bucks4-5Is very lucky to have Reggie Bush back from injury or this team would have nothing at the RB position. Can they hang on and make it too the playoffs?
9 (9)One Angry Gook4-5Will this team ever win again?
10 (10)Grease Slappers2-7Pitiful performance, but they just beat the "Greatest Team Ever"....
11 (11)Thunder Choads3-6Another team with a bad week, but able to get a win.
12 (12)Short Bus All-Starts1-8Can't wait for 2012....but wont the world come to an end?